Reasons to love google
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Nicholas says:
*guess
*what
Shenyang - This is for the record says:
*you've got aids?
Nicholas says:
*i googled my name
*and found your blog
Shenyang - This is for the record says:
*holy fuck
*LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

you're famous even when you're not!
Card is board
Friday, November 27, 2009
You know that i could use somebody says:
*i am like
*more bored than card
*and card is board
Youtube's gone bonkers!
This came up in the recommended vids section in my youtube account.


?!!?!?
MY PEACOCKS BRING EM BOYS TO THE YARD
Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Peacocks are so influential.
I rest my case.

:D
Ophir ophir ophir~
Monday, November 23, 2009
OPHIR WAS AWESOME! HAHAHAAHAH

19 Nov:
Got to school at 7plus.
Was late.

I thought others would be late too :/
This guy called joe from whitley came to join us.
Super cool dude.
He's the head of training for npcc in whitley.

Anyway,
I brought a roller luggage there.
Apparently, only cherkian and dylan and i did.

The others all got camping bags :/

Super embarressing.

Sat on the bus.

Till about 12 or something.

Went off at some stop.

Ate dumpling noodles.

WHICH HAD TOTALLY NO DUMPLINGS AT ALL BUT CHAR SIEW INSTEAD.

WTH!

Went to the resort
Had lunch With extra serving of flies.
Put bags in the cabin
Not exactly alice's wonderland.

But at least it had mattresses!


Group members:

Jia Hao

Yao Rong

Ivan Tang

Anyway,

I forgot to mention.

The place was actually a RESORT

And we went to take a look at the pool.

It's so dirty you cant even see the end of it.
Like, yellow until the point it's bottomless.


Played tippy shuffle.

Like,

All of us stood on the bench at random

And we have to sort ourselves up by our names/birthdate(on the 2nd round)

Without getting off the bench.

So.

We had to.

Hug.

Turn together.

To change position with the person next to you.

Repeat.

Alot.
Sounds gay but it was fun, haha <-yes, im straight. <- true story <- not sarcastic
Then we did some cross the river thing.
Like, we were giving 4 planks and had to cross the poison river by stepping on the planks.
Alot harder than it appears to be.
Some group of CEOs took 1hour 8 minutes.
We took about 1hour 30 minutes LOL
(future presidents alr)
Halfway through, we had this awkward conversion

senior chekwei to senior jun jie: *talking about joe*
me: *gives awkward look*
chekwei: okay, now you've heard us, you must join in our operation: push-the-whitley-down-the-fucking-hill.

LOLLLLLLLL

Had dinner.
INSIDE one of the rooms = less flies (yay!)

(oh btw, they have those kind of fly electrocutor thing. like, attract the flies to the light and theres an electricity web in front of the light to shock them to lala land)

Packed bags at night.

Then slept.

The sleeping parts for everyday was quite awesome.
Coz we were actually tired and 4 to a dorm is actually quite comfy <- seriously. im not gay. at all.


20 Nov:
ANYWAY.
Had breakfast (inside again!)

Set off for ophir's base! :D

Did warm up stretching outside the entrance.

Then ivan and i just HAD to take a crap there.

There wasnt any toilet paper ):
ivan: use the hose to wash your butt!
me:*thinking*WHAT THE FUCK?!*thinking* *says*CAN MEH? NOT DIRTY MEH?!
ivan: not dirty one! it's actually better to wash your ass rather than wiping with toilet paper. coz toilet paper causes abrasions! i do it all the time at home. thats why you couldnt find toilet paper in my house.
That was tmi.
But anyways.

it worked :O

I expected crap to get onto my hands as i washed.

But miraculously,

Nothing came out!

Im still quite grossed out though.


Anyway,

Climbed the 1st obstacle of ophir.

Stairs of doom.
674 steps if i didnt remember wrongly.
It was easy.

But apprently i didnt appear so.

Coz i sweat easily D:<
After that it was more and more walking.

Until, We came to this super steep hill.


During briefings they talked bout going on 4wd, like, using both hands and legs to climb.


I thought they were joking.
Holy crap, if you didnt go on 4wd, you would fall off!

Seriously.

It was super slippery.

And the only support around me were limpy trees.
I wonder how the aunties did it :O

Anyway.
After much climbing.
And using the ropes to support ourselves up the rocky(big and slippery rocks, in this case) paths.
Finally reached the summit. :D!
Took about 6 hours.
7am-1pm i think




The malay versions for all the guai kias out there who actually paid attention in malay lessons (:


Yaorong riding on sgt lok lam's disco stick :D


*insert caption worthy enough for 100 plus advert*


*ahem* sgt *ahem* zhengyee: oh hai!


Counter clockwise from top: Mark(our mountain/tour guide! super awesome dude), zhengyee, ivan, sweaty sweaty me.


Tsk. Why nucleii president so poser one.


poser x2


Started to rain on the summit!
For a little thought.

There was actually a heavy rain below.

But we were above the clouds :D

All of us did 10 push ups on the summit, haha.
Super cool.

By the time we went down, rain died.

Went back down (which was more difficult, haha)


View from mid mount ophir!


(im not really a scenary person so im just gonna post that. Go to my facebook for the rest.)

We took group photo halfway down.
Like, on this plateau.
Joe was taking the photo for us.

Chekwei: uh, 1 step back!
Joe: *looks down* (1 step back = falling off)
Chekwei: WOAH. IF HE FALLS NOT MY FAULT AH. I DIDNT PUSH HIM DOWN. HE FELL ON HIS OWN!

Walked a super super long road to base camp.
Took about from 3 to 5.30 or something :/

Super sianzx.

Just keep walking, just keep walking, just keep walking walking~



FINALLY REACHED!


Dinner: 1 litre of mineral water + 2 cup noodles + oatmeal + milo + nescafe
Used mineral water to boil for cup noodles, haha.

Oh, zhong sheng got leeched!
me: *washing my legs at tap outside toilet*
zhong sheng: eh, help me hold *hands me torch light, washes leg*
me: *shines leg for him* *sees hella blood on ankles* OMG WHAT THE FUCK WAD HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG?!
zhong sheng: huh? nothing happened wad. *shines his own leg* *gives the D: face*
Apparently he didnt feel anything.
At all.

And by that point of time,

The leech was alr full.

So it dropped off and there was nothing inside.

So he just cleaned it up and stuck some tampon shaped cotton wool to his ankle to stop the bleeding.


Slept in tents!

I didnt bathe coz of all the fire ants around in the toilet.

I heard they saw a poisonous snake too.


Thus i felt sticky and didnt really felt good when i woke up.

Super sticky.

According to ivan im a hygiene freak just like him :/

Coz i thought i smelt and i was like ):

Then i told him and said i didnt smell.

He suffers from the same condition when he doesnt get to shower, haha.


21 Nov:
Packed up, did warm up stretching,
AND OFF WE GO BACK TO THE RESORT!

Super tough walking again.

Similar to treking to base camp.

But feeling was awesome once we reached the resort (:


Went to the waterfall!

Super duper fun and cold.


Jia hao got swept off his feet by the current while standing on one of the rocky platforms.


And got a
boo boo baluku
Me: wad happened to operation push-the-whitley-down-the-fucking-hill?
Chekwei: Cannot already. He's my friend now.
How touching :3

Had lunch.

Cert ceremony
(woohoo! gonna have ophir badge on my uniform soon :D)

AND DOWN TO MALACCA (YAY)
Saw this on the way:
Get yourself a right shoes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Stayed in Makohta(sp) hotel!
Super cool.

It's like an apartment.
There's living room, kitchen, and 2 rooms.

Each room had 2 beds.
Just nice for the 4 of us.
But we decided it would be more fun if we just squeezed into 1 room, haha.


And the horror of all horrors.

ONE OF THE TOILETS WAS UNFLUSHABLE!
And ivan just took a crap there.
So it's floating around in there like a sam pan, ew.
Tadaaa!



Mighty Morphin Grab-Crotch Ivan!



Now,
Question of the day. Would you rather.


Watch disney with colour and no sound or....



Disney with sound and no colour?

Fyi, we chose the latter.

Went for dinner at some nonya restaurant.


Food was great.

Sat at the sgt table coz no more space alr.

It was actually more fun there since i was on terms with most of the sgts there.

And they're very friendly :D

Due to it being a sgt's table.


We finished 4 pots of rice in total.

Sgt Lok lam ate until he had no space for dessert(chendol)
Sgt nicholas choo ate belachan until he almost dieded.

Staff junyuan and joel were having very serious conversations which creeped me out.

They were like, >:| throughout.


Went to some shop after that.

Bought tau sa pia and dried mango for the awesome people at home.

Then went to makohta! (the shopping mall. the hotel has the same name.)

Nothing much to buy.


Bought this 'Talk to the hand' car sign thingy for heather coz she always does the hmph face.
Bought food for the hotel
And national geographic and discovery channel magazines coz i know i was gonna get bored.


I finally bought ginger beer!

I actually bought it coz drake and josh drink it, i think

(it's not exactly beer. just soda. it's by f&n)

Bought big pack of cheezels too.

And a big bottle of pepsi.


Watched disney, snacked, read till 2am.

And we all went to sleep.


21 Nov:
7am.

Wake up call.

We all got up half awake.

Ivan took the call.

(btw, me and jia hao slept on the bed, which were 2 seperate beds, obv, while ivan and yaorong slept on the floor)

So after that ivan climbed into my bed
(
which i didnt mind since i was half awake and we've been sleeping together, as in, literally. not sex, since the starting of the trip.)
I was sleeping on my left and he slept on his right.

Like, facing opposite directions.


AND.

HE.

FARTED.

WTF.
I COULD FEEL THE FART IMPACT ON MY ASS!
>:(

Sick ass.

I only managed to whack him and not shout at him since i started to have a sore throat.

We were supposed to go for breakfast at 7.30

Awesome us managed to wake up at 7.26 and rush down.
LOL


Didnt eat much due to sore throat.

Regretted alot.

All looked yummy.

Anyway,


Went for city tour.

Climbed the church thingy again.


It was super high up in my memories.
But after climbing ophir,

It felt like the shortest climb ever for me, hahah.


After that went to walk around at streets.

Which i started to panic at.

Coz i wanted to buy presents back.
Things i bought in the end:
Rubber orgasm chicken for rachel (it's awesome!)
Ultraman made of wood handphone thingy for corn (coz he bought me ultraman stuff from china last time :D)
Curry paste for dad (i only realised he wanted powder instead of paste when i got home)
Pineapple tarts for mum (which was SUPER nice)
Breadou-look-alike handphone keychain with doreamon's facial features for tzeyin (she likes doreamon!)
Breadou-look-alike handphone keychain with grumpy face for tzeqi (she's always grumpy :D)
Some car hanging thingy that says most handsome guy or something for jack (idk wad i was doing. i panic'd, LOL)
Spider-man made of wood handphone thingy for kenny (coz i dont know wad he likes)
I only bought 3 bands and a guitar keychain for myself!
After that i bo lui alr.

Giving one of the bands to wee though coz i said i'll buy him something.

And there wasnt anything to buy.


SORRY MALCOLM!

Buy you something else when i go to taiwan.

Promise! :D


Went for lunch.

Which was free and easy at palahwan megamall.

Ate happy meal!


Coz i wanted the toy.

It's like, toy drums and there's sound when you tap it.

Gonna give it to corn, though.

Since he likes drums :D


Slacked around after that.

And went back!

Played tai di, yugioh (from zhongsheng and melvin) and slept


Most fun trip EVER.
:D

Now, back to boring sg life.
Was playing all star bowling with corn on msn.
He got a glutter ball and hit 1 pin, apparently.
But it wasnt counted as a point! LOL!


Was playing with him until he gtg.
He's going to malaysia.
He doesnt know where.
He doesnt know till when =.=

Played all star bowling and bumper stars with rachel too! haha.
Then she watched some penguin dad show.
And news.
Then she went to sleep :/
Crap crapity crap crap.
This post just took 1hour and 44 minutes of my life.

CUL8RALIG8R!
Sunday, November 22, 2009


:D
Wednesday, November 18, 2009




Click me!

MOUNT OPHIR TOMORROW!

Gonna be super super fun :D
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Fun day today~
Out to sentosa with rachel corn and heather
Shall steal from rachel and heather's blog and make it into one, awesome, post!
:D

Rachel's version:
Went out with sy rachel, Heather and Corn today to go to Sentosa. Quite fun except my rachel's 'extra' clothes was a beach dress and I she just borrowed Heather's "OMG LOL" shirt and corn's stupid PE pants, and I she looked quite dumb. Ah whatever. Then, quite fun we played and talked and kept getting washed up by the waves. I She got slightly sunburnt in the face and I She didn't really notice. So it was like..

Rachel: WHAT WHY AM I SO RED?!?!
Shenyang: You didn't notice?! LOL!
Heather: You look like Rudolph with three noses.


Thank you ah. Very kind words. I Rachel drank three cups of tea today. LOL. And bought stuff from Daiso and Hello Kitty stuff from Daiso cause they cost 2$ each. Kino scammed me her. I She bought Bernice's pencilcase for 16$ and I she bought my own for 2$. Quite wth-ish. And everyone kept calling me her auntie today D: :D Heather left our newly bought soap and shampoo in the shower and when she went back to get it, it was gone. Gosh, cheapskate people. Bought some crappy towel that couldn't absorb much and corn's pants were flooded with sand, and I think I Rachel said, "I don't wanna get swept away by the waves" more than 5 times today. And, I she kept complaining about corn's pants and I she went, "WHAT KIND OF PANTS IS THIS?!?!" Then Corn and Shenyang me would lamely awesomely reply, "PE pants" :D

That's about it. Oh yeah, we ate lunch at 5pm. HAHAHAHA.


Heather's version:
Out with Shenyang Heather, Rachel and Corn today, overall it was fun, although we didn't do much!
Heather went around bugis and met Corn first.
Sat down at some nice coffee place and got stuff to eat and drink.
Then we left for the street and looked for Shenyang's my army place.
Saw this rat in a container on the dustbin.
It was so sad, it had no air and it was so hot outside and it was sleeping, and there was water vapour forming around it!
It was cute!!! ):
Anyway, found the market after some walking.
Left for the beach after that.
Bugis - harbourfront = quite fast!
Anyway, went into sentosa, changed and went into the water.
Kept getting smacked by the waves after being talked into going in.
Itched on my nose, we all got quite red.
Was quite lousily prepared, we were abit short of clothes and shampoo and idk where my comb went.
Rachel and I heather bought towels and shampoo.
I Heather left the shampoo and soap in the toilet and when I she went back to get it for Corn and Shenyang I, it was gone.
Tsk, shampoo and soap also want to take.
Anyway, Heather camwhored with Rachel.
I She had a seaweed in my teeth for the first few photos!!! D:< :D!
Anyway, after that we left for vivo.
Lunch/dinner? at asian kitchen at like 5.30.
After that, we went to daiso, where Rachel bought mad amounts of things.
Then we sat outside till it started raining, and we left for home.
Shall wait for Rachel to upload pics.
My version:

I was lateeeeee.
Later than rachel.
Coz she missed her bus.
2 at the same time.
Then i thought we were meeting at bishan.
So i went there. Then no one was there.
Turns out heather thought i was meeting with rachel at bishan then told me go there while she met corn at bugis =.=
So i was late in the end ):
Bought leather gloves and pocket knife for mount ophir~~
OH! I BOUGHT DARK CHOC PEPPERMINT FROM THE COFFEE BEAN
AND ITS AMAZING!
GO DRINK, OMG.
Rachel was like, kept telling me to stop throwing sand and spraying water.
Then she threw bunches of seaweed at me =.=
We walked allll the way to the end of the beach to find comb for heather.
But dont have ):
Went to daiso.
And bought la bi xiao xin choc biscuits :D
The one that he eats all the time :D
Then rachel kept eating it. LOL

Rachel: Last one! *takes*
Me: *eats* *shows the packet to her direction*
Rachel: hahahahah last one! *takes*

Happened until it finished. :D
I actually bought it coz the packinging outside got keychain
So i thought inside have,
LIES!
Anyway, took purple line with heather and rachel to serangoon then change to circle line to bishan then change to red line, haha.
Saw senior don at circle line :O!
Oh, btw, i thought i saw someone who looked like senior keefe at the beach, haha.


Combined posts are awesome (:
Sunday, November 15, 2009
i love life says:
*.... says:
*moon
*noob

*LOL
*jon liu typed moon
*instead of noob
Let me guide you through a story about a boy and his curse


I love life but life has a boyfriend
Zhiyang:
i love life says:
*wtf?
*you know youtube
*reccomended for me
*was rickroll
*?!?!?!
5th!
Team Nucleii 1 won 5th overall for strITwise!
2nd for strITcombat :D
Won a sony photo printer, haha.
Something something 65.
My sis has the bigger version of it :O


Nucleii 1!


Nucleii 3 won 12th overall.
And headphones, too!

Allow me to show you this awesome thing

:D

Sorry short post.

Eyes closing alr

Friday, November 13, 2009

:O!

Anyway!

It's world kindness day today!
Friday the 13th, too, sadly.

Today was awesome.

Went to school at 8 to finish grad night stuff.
Then went to eat at bm then up to ivan's house.
Back to school, after that.
Played basketball at the pri sch court.
Which made me seem awesomer (ALOT)
OH! I HAVE A VID OF IVAN.

video

Hahahhahahahahaah

Anyway,
Mount ophir training was quite fun.
Though i wanted to pon at 1st :/

Came home,

Played some mw2.

Went out with sis, sis and jack.
Ate at tampopo at taka ;o
Tasty egg is awesome.
Go eat.
Its like
hard boiled egg with watery yolk inside.
They cooked it with magic.
YA SRSLY

Went to borders after that.

DR SEUESS (sp?)
IS
AMAZING!

The stories are all so rhyme-y!

I like :D

Uhhhhhhh.
My sis bought this super cool kids cool
It's like
This happened, the door closed *insert icon here*
So when you've read till the icon part
You gotta press the icon at the side of the book for sound effects!
Took pics with the playmobil gigantic toy.
Oh, marks and spencer gave free flowers for kindness day, hahah

Went to ion to get food.

Anyway,

*2 sisters talking behind me about kindness day*
*tqi taps me*
*grins like this*

tqi: i gave you a smile for world kindness day! :D


awkward.

Thats pretty much all.

Cyaa
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Tuesday, November 10, 2009






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